JD Vance’s obsession with cats is bizarre. He needs to stop spreading fake mews | Arwa Mahdawi

Want to know the secret to winning elections and influencing people? Cat memes. This is according to JD Vance, who, you might have noticed, has a bizarre fixation with felines. Donald Trump's running mate - a man who might soon become one of the most powerful people in the world - has been widely ridiculed and condemned for his comments about "childless cat ladies". But instead of trying to move the news cycle on from cat-related matters, he seems to have doubled down on them. Vance is now in the headlines for spreading outrageous, and wildly racist, false rumours about Haitian immigrants eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. Trump amplified those rumours during his debate with Kamala Harris last week.

These accusations, which partly stemmed from a Facebook post some random woman wrote (and has now apologised for) about a friend of a neighbour losing a cat, have wreaked havoc in Springfield. There have been bomb threats against local hospitals and Haitian community members are reportedly terrified. We all know Trump doesn't have a conscience - but is Vance even the slightest bit contrite?

Of course not. Vance isn't just standing by the debunked claims - he is defending them while also seemingly admitting to lying. During an interview on CNN on Sunday, he claimed he has evidence to back up the accusations and insisted he is doing people a public service. "The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes," Vance said. He added: "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."

I'm all for Vance creating stories - just not while running for high office. Please, JD, quit politics and go back to writing! You clearly have a knack for fiction. Or, since you are so obsessed with children, why not spend more time with your own kids and tell them a bedtime story or two? Just, you know, try to stick to unicorns and mermaids rather than people eating cats. And please, for the love of dogs, stop spreading fake mews.

Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist