Elon Musk is cosying up to Donald Trump. Haven

What happens when two of the most influential and insufferable people in the universe join forces? Looks like we're about to find out. Rumour has it that Elon Musk is cosying up to convicted felon, adjudicated fraudster and presidential hopeful Donald Trump, in the hopes of securing a job in the White House.

Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported that the pair speak on the phone several times a month, and have discussed a possible advisory role for Musk if Trump is elected president again. It's not clear what political pies Musk wants to stick his little fingers in: "The role hasn't been fully hammered out," the WSJ said. But, according to "people familiar with the talks", Musk might get a position advising on border security and the economy.

Is Musk really the right person to advise on these issues? Perhaps. As an immigrant from South Africa, he does have first-hand experience of border security. Indeed, his brother, Kimbal, publicly admitted that when the Musk bros first tried to set up business in the US they didn't have the right work documents. "We were illegal immigrants," Kimbal joked during a 2013 conference. Elon sheepishly protested that it was a "grey area", while Kimbal, rather awkwardly, kept insisting it wasn't: they didn't have work authorisation. Meanwhile, the audience laughed uproariously. Working illegally makes for a fun little anecdote if you're rich and white, it seems. But it's grounds for immediate deportation and dehumanisation if you're not. Elon himself is fond of demonising "illegal immigrants" and has said that migration has "invasion vibes".

Trump, of course, won't have any issues with Musk's border hypocrisy. Despite striking a hard line on immigration, he doesn't seem to have been particularly bothered by an Associated Press investigation finding that his wife, Melania, modelled in the US before she had legal permission to work in the country. Melania also sponsored her Slovenian-born parents to become US citizens through a process that the Trump administration scornfully termed "chain migration" and aggressively tried to end. Musk and Trump seem firmly in agreement that there are rules for thee but not for me.

As for Musk's potential advice to Trump on the economy? One imagines it will somehow involve his companies getting even more government subsidies than the billions they've already received. Perhaps he'll wangle a government contract to send migrants to Mars. Or - as he's previously joked - send "space dragons with 'lasers'" to Ukraine. Whatever he advises, you can expect it to be less policy and more publicity stunt.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Trump is not president yet and Musk has rebutted claims that he's interested in Ivanka Trump's old job. "There have not been any discussions of a role for me in a potential Trump presidency," he tweeted on Thursday.

Still, there is no denying that he's been having a bit of a bromance with Trump. This is a significant shift: Trump and Musk are both afflicted with "main character syndrome" and their huge egos have rubbed each other the wrong way in the past. In 2022, for example, Trump declared Musk a "bullshit artist" for saying he hadn't voted for a Republican before. Musk, in response, said it was time for Trump to "hang up his hat and sail into the sunset". He added that Trump's presidency was "too much drama. Do we really want a bull-in-a-china-shop situation every single day!?"

It seems a bunch of billionaires have decided: yes we do. Musk isn't the only mogul cosying up to Trump: depressingly, a number of wealthy donors have thrown their weight and money behind the ex-president in the past week. On Friday Musk also confirmed that X will host a livestream town hall-style event with Trump some time soon. Linda Yaccarino, who is somehow still CEO of X, chimed in with a fire emoji to tweet: "The People's Town Hall!" More like Fracas With a Felon, surely?

Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist