Are you short on personality? These email-writing apps can fix that

On the bright side, this offers a golden opportunity for us to create new personalities. Would you like to be the snarky colleague with the biting wit? The warm workplace buddy oozing with mutual support? Or perhaps the no-nonsense pragmatist whose two-sentence emails inspire a mixture of fear and admiration?

Rectifying the global exclamation-point shortage

Original

Dear Mr President,

I am writing to tell you that I have decided to retire from regular active judicial service as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, and to serve under the provisions of 28 USC § 371(b).

Yours sincerely,

Stephen Breyer

Improved

I am writing to tell you that I have decided to retire from regular active judicial service as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, and to serve under the provisions of 28 USC § 371(b)!!!

Yours love,

Stephen Breyer

Because work is no place for your humanity

Skewer them with your withering wit

That, as Vice points out, is where the converter comes in. The Twitter user @BenSummerf has developed a small box that automatically transforms your text from this kind of thing to ThIs KiNd of ThInG without the painstaking operation of the shift key.

Erasing writing anxiety by erasing writing